Movie Review: The Returned (2013) - Royal Monster Battalion
THE RETURNED: Released 15 November, 2013. Directed by Manuel Carballo. Written by Hatem Khraiche. Staring Emily Hampshire as Kate, Melina Matthews as Eve, Kris Holden-Ried as Alex, and Shawn Doyle...
View ArticleEpisode 25 Leprechaun Origins - Royal Monster Battalion
Happy Leprechaun Day from the RMB! We’re sorry… we’re so sorry… don’t watch this movie… ever… like the fabled Leprechauns of old, consider it a myth, and never trust seeing it with your own eyes! It...
View ArticleMovie Review Planet Terror - Royal Monster Battalion
PLANET TERROR: Released 21 June, 2007. Directed and Written by Robert Rodriguez. Staring Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling, Freddy Rodriguez as Wray, Josh Brolin as Dr. Block, and Bruce Willis as Lt....
View ArticleMovie Review FernGully - Royal Monster Battalion
FERNGULLY: Released 10 April, 1992. Directed by Bill Kroyer. Written by Jim Cox and Diana Young. Starring Tim Curry as Hexus, Samantha Mathis as Crysta, Christian Slater as Pips, Jonathan Ward as...
View ArticleEpisode 26 The Funhouse - Royal Monster Battalion
Thanks from @VengfulJedi on Twitter for the suggestion of The Funhouse! Mike and Jeff talk about this… classic?… from 1981. Alright… I uh… really don’t know what to say about this one. It was a...
View ArticleSyFy Monday Triassic Attack - Royal Monster Battalion
TRIASSIC ATTACK: Released 27 November 2010. Directed by Colin Ferguson (No shit? I knew that sheriff felt familiar!). Written by Russ Friedman and Tripp Reed. Staring Steven Brand as Jake...
View ArticleMovie Review Congo - Royal Monster Battalion
CONGO: Released 9 June 1995. Directed by Frank Marshall. Written by Michael Crichton and John Patrick Shanley. Starring Laura Linney as Dr. Ross, Dylan Walsh as Dr. Elliot, Ernie Hudson as Captain...
View ArticleEpisode 27 Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - Royal Monster Battalion
No, you read that right. Jeff and Mike watch Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes and share their thoughts… what few were left. It Came From The Internet: A quick look at a new vampire film about an office...
View ArticleMovie Review Muppet Treasure Island - Royal Monster Battalion
MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND: Released 16 February 1996. Directed by Brian Hensen. Written by Robert Louis Stevenson (novel), Jerry Juhl, Kirk Thatcher, and James Hart. Staring Tim Fucking Curry as Long...
View ArticleMovie Review Legend - Royal Monster Battalion
LEGEND: Released 18 April 1986. Directed by Ridley Scott. Written by William Hjortsberg. Staring Tom Cruise as Jack, Mia Sara as Lili, Tim Curry as Darkness, David Bennent as Gump, Annabelle Lanyon...
View ArticleEpisode 28 Nightmare On Elm Street Series Part 1 - Royal Monster Battalion
ONE YEAR!! It has been one freaking year since we started doing this show and I am still excited about doing every single episode! Tonight we have a special for you as Jeff and Mike talk about the...
View ArticleSyFy Monday The Fallen Ones - Royal Monster Battalion
THE FALLEN ONES: Released 10 November 2005. Written and Directed by Kevin VanHook. Staring Casper Van Dien as Matt Fletcher, Kristin Miller as Angela, and Geoffrey Lewis as Gus. Yeah, I’m not...
View ArticleMovie Review Noah - Royal Monster Battalion
NOAH: Released 28 March, 2014. Directed by Darren Aronofsky. Written by Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel. Staring Russell Crowe as Noah, Jennifer Connelly as Naameh, Ray Winstone as Tubal-cain,...
View ArticleEpisode 29 Nightmare On Elm Street Series Part 2 - Royal Monster Battalion
Episode 29 brings a conclusion to our One Year Anniversary special where we talk about the first 6 Nightmare On Elm Street movies! Be sure to check out our Episode 0.1 where we talk about our last...
View ArticleMovie Review Jack The Giant Slayer - Royal Monster Battalion
JACK THE GIANT SLAYER: Released 1 March 2013. Directed by Bryan Singer. Written by Darren Lemke, Christopher McQuarrie, Dan Studney and David Dobkin. Staring Nicholas Hoult as Jack, Eleanor...
View ArticleMovie Review Big Man Japan - Royal Monster Battalion
BIG MAN JAPAN: Released 2 June 2007. Directed by Hitoshi Matsumoto. Written by Hitoshi Matsumoto and Mitsuyoshi Takasu. Staring Hitoshi Matsumoto as Masaru Daisato/Dai-Nihonjin(Big Man), Riki...
View ArticleEpisode 30 Invasion Of The Body Snatchers - Royal Monster Battalion
Episode 30! Mike and Jeff are back from their celebration of podcasting for a year with a new milestone episode! Thirty Episodes we’ve released (plus bonus stuff) and we’re not planning on slowing...
View ArticleSyFy Monday: Bloodsuckers - Royal Monster Battalion
BLOODSUCKERS: Released 30 July 2005. Written and directed by Matthew Hastings. Starting Joe Lando as Churchill, Dominic Zamprogna as Damian, Natassia Malthe as Quintana, Leanne Adachi as Rosa, Aaron...
View ArticleBONUS EPISODE: Nikki And Killer Mermaid - Royal Monster Battalion
Nikki returns to the show for a bonus episode of just herself and Mike! And she picked the movie! I want to make that perfectly clear, NIKKI PICKED THE MOVIE! Wow… just… such a bad film. Killer...
View ArticleMovie Review Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - Royal Monster Battalion
BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2: Released 27 October 2000. Directed by Joe Berlinger. Written by Dick Beebe and Joe Berlinger. Staring Jeffrey Donovan as Jeffrey Patterson, Tristine Skyler as Tristen...
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